GERBER Neat Freak: Braid Slayer! Saltwater Ready. Clean Cuts.
Alright partner, step right up and feast your eyes on this here… thingamajig. Y'know, the one you've been dreamin' about. It ain't just somethin', it's a *statement*. A whisper of rebellion, a touch of class, a whole lotta somethin' you didn't even know you needed until this very second. This ain't no ordinary… uh… doodad. It's got soul, it's got grit, it’s got that certain… *je ne sais quoi* that’ll make your neighbors green with envy. Buy it. Seriously. Before I change my mind and keep it myself. You won't regret it. Trust me, I'm practically a professional at this. And hey, if you *do* regret it, well… that's just part of the adventure, ain't it?
$14.50
$29.00
